Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
stupid
burned out light bulb?
HamlettJukkaSC
Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play
requests?
Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I've
finished my
meal.
SydGerlakSX
Q: How
many Canadians does it take to
change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians
does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
DerbyKynlasLq
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ari
!
Ari who ?
Arin't you glad you use Dial !
GarvanBronsenjH
What happened to the witch with an upside down
nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
HjorturAncilod
Q: How is Clinton's
health care reform a
lot like his haircut?
A: It is a lot more expensive than it
looks.
ThurstunHamelstuncj
Q: What do you call a blonde
that can suck a
golfball through a water hose?
A:Sweetheart!
QaletaqaChristianosgi
If your dog is
barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who
do you let in first?
- The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
OdayleQuigleyAj
Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if
you don't stop playing
that trumpet I think I'll go
crazy!'
Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour
ago.'
TeddieErwynfg
Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your birthday.
Harry: That was a kind thought. But why
didn't you?
Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
ShandyAndyns